Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking
"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014
"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."
this gives me life….
"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.
39 seconds in and I reblogged it
porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house